One Sunday a cowboy in South Texas went to little country church.
When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
The cowboy said, "I ain’t too smart, but if I went to feed my cows and only one showed up, I'd feed him anyway."
So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.
The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly and thoughtfully, "Well, …I ain’t too smart, but if I went to feed my cows and only one showed up, I danged sure would save some hay for the other cows."